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July 06, 2004

Kerry Chooses Edwards As His Running Mate

In a stunning announcement (bullshit, hiss, spit, boo) Senator John Kerry a.k.a., Waffles, a.k.a SKerry, a.k.a., John F-ck Face Kerry, “the liar”, the moron, the piss poor example of a veteran etc. has announced his running mate.

In a real shocker of a move he has announced that John Edwards would be his running mate. No really?!? Did he actually pick the one person that may actually help in his efforts to run for president?

Here we have another fine example, of just how dumb this man really is. How does it help your credibility to choose a running mate that you had previously badmouthed?

In actuality it was a very smart move. Edwards is the only person that Kerry could have chosen if he really wanted a shot at the presidency. Edwards is much more conservative than Kerry and may bring just a touch of sanity to the Democratic Party ticket.

All that being said, I still wouldn't vote for Kerry, even if Beelzebub himself were the current president!

SlagleRock Out!

Kerry Edwards.jpg

Posted by SlagleRock at July 6, 2004 08:24 PM

Interesting Pic... are they going to shake hands or kiss?

Posted by: Kenneth at July 6, 2004 09:08 PM

You're wrong about Edwards being much more conservative than The Hee-row. The same outfit that lists The Hee-row as the most liberal in the Senate lists Eddie as the fourth most liberal.

Posted by: Peter at July 7, 2004 09:59 AM

Kerry’s selection process had all of the subtlety of a late night drunk trolling the local bars for a willing partner.

Posted by: The Gray Dog at July 7, 2004 10:19 AM

Both have the moral convictions of a whore on heroin. An ambulance chaser and a NVA war hero, fat chance I'd ever vote to undermine this nations freedom or sovereignty.

Posted by: Jack at July 7, 2004 11:43 AM

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't call Edwards a conservative, I simply stated that he is more conservative than Waffles. I realize that is not saying much. Hell only Billary is more liberal thank John SKerry.

SlagleRock Out!

Posted by: SlagleRock at July 7, 2004 03:52 PM

I really don't believe that the running mate makes a significant difference.The 2000 elections proves that.Bush was able to win in spite of Cheaney.

Posted by: Bob at July 7, 2004 07:17 PM

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