The Official John Kerry Acceptance Speech Drinking Game

Here is a neat idea straight from the mind of MamaMontezz. She wrote this today and emailed it to me. She asked that I post it on her site for her, ha ha I have the power.

Seriously though, if you want to get slappy drunk this is the way to do it!

It's time to announce the rules for the "John Kerry Acceptance Speech Drinking Game!"

To play the game, you need a few things: a shot glass, a television, access to the Loyal Citizens chatroom (accessible via the Rottie), and a designated sober person for either making sure you don't miss a reference during the game or the toilet afterward.

Originally, I had thought it would be like most drinking games, in that the object was to do shots. However, indications are that shots might not be a good idea, because we'd have VRWC's all over the country in hospitals tonight with alcohol poisoning. Maybe 2oz beer shots? Heck, even Pepsi would good,if it were all you had.

Cues for taking your beershot:

1. Every time he says "when I served in Viet Nam."

2. Every time he says "Purple Heart."

3. Every time he says "Fair Share."

4. Every time he says "During my career."

5. Anytime he attempts a joke or takes a stab at humor, for which humor will probably file charges for attempted murder.

6. Every time he makes a reference to "Corporate Welfare" or "tax cuts for the rich."

7. Every time he says "I know what it's like..."

8. Every time he makes a reference to a Kennedy, dead or alive.

See what I mean about not doing actual shots? People could die, and we need all your votes in November. And unlike the Dims, we don't vote from the grave.

Great work, Mama, Thanks

SlagleRock Out!

Posted by SlagleRock at July 29, 2004 09:27 PM