Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die for his.
-- General George S. Patton
September 13, 2004
Satans Sister (A Little Humor)
We all know I am not much of a religious person, however I can appreciate a good joke.
Satan visits church...
A few minutes before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure aint!" said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan..
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound,horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep" was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope"
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years
Know the feeling?
SlagleRock Out!
Good joke... but if one is a Christian, one shouldn't run from Satan... the only power he posesses over us is that which we give him. Alone, he is powerless.
Posted by: Mollbot at September 13, 2004 05:09 AMGood Joke, my kind of humor.
Posted by: Jack at September 13, 2004 11:26 AMVery nice comments you guys have here, congratulations and thanks to allowing my post...
Posted by: Phendimetrazine at April 15, 2005 01:00 PM