Things That Really Irritate Me

Someone ever say or do something that you just find absolutely stupid? Of course this has happened to you, it happens to everyone. If you are the person who reads these 9 things and doesn't understand them it is because you are the annoying ass hole that keeps asking these questions or doing these things.

9 things I hate:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at the family jewels when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk their fat ass to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Have they been diagnosed?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damned floor. Oh and by the way, shut the hell up, I just paid $12 to watch the damned movie.

6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then it isn't new; there must have been something before it.

8. When people say, "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus
come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb ass?

Actually there is a 10th thing that drives me nuts (truth be told there are probably another 100 or more things that drive me nuts) and that is those people who perpetuate ignorance in unfounded old wives tales. I am the last person that needs to hear that, "when you sneeze you are dead for a second, because your heart stops beating." Things of that sort. Drives me nuts. Save these goofy old tales for the ignorant.

So, where did this rant come from you might ask. Recently I was introduced to a new member of my unit. This person, knows and says every single cliché imaginable.

Can the clichés, kill the old wives tales and give me at least three (preferably six) feet of personal space. If I want to talk to you or want you to touch me, I'll let you know.

SlagleRock Out!

Posted by SlagleRock at October 2, 2004 12:12 PM