The Global Test

I found this on Emigre With A Digital Cluebat who borrowed it from GOC In Atlanta.

Thanks go out to both of you.

Global Permission Slip
I John Fonda Kerry humbly request from the following countries, organizations, and people permission to defend the United States of America. Please sign next to your name. I will take no military action without permission from all of the countries, organizations, and people on this Global Permission Slip.

France _______________________________________________

Germany _____________________________________________

Russia _______________________________________________

Belgium _____________________________________________

Lichtenstein ___________________________________________

Monaco _______________________________________________

NATO _________________________________________________

OAS __________________________________________________

United Nations __________________________________________

PLO ___________________________________________________

ASCAP _________________________________________________

NEA ____________________________________________________

ASPCA __________________________________________________

Red Cross _______________________________________________

Red Crescent _____________________________________________

The Pope _________________________________________________

The Dalai Lama ____________________________________________

Alec Baldwin _______________________________________________

Madonna __________________________________________________

Britney Spears _____________________________________________

Michael Moore ______________________________________________

Barbra Streisand ____________________________________________

Any Three Tree Hugging Hippies Not Listed Above _________________
__________________________________________________________
Any Three Tofu Farting Fairies Not Listed Above ___________________
__________________________________________________________

This is just a rough draft. Feel free to add any countries, organizations or people I may have left out. The last thing I want to do is sacrifice any global goodwill like that evil George W. Bush. I just want to get along with the rest of the world. I realize that all the problems in the world are the fault of the US. To ensure that my intentions are good my first cabinet appointment will be Jimmy Carter as my secretary of state. ... JFK

That just about sums it up. Global test, is this guy for real? I wouldn't elect John Kerry as my local Port - o - shitter sucker.

SlagleRock Out!

Posted by SlagleRock at October 8, 2004 05:45 PM