SlagleRock's Slaughterhouse
Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die for his.
-- General George S. Patton

December 13, 2004

So Stupid It's Funny

A frog goes into a bank and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. "Hi," he croaks. "What’s your name?"

The loan officer says, "My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?"

"Yeah," says the frog. "I’d like to borrow some money."

The loan officer finds this a little odd but gets out a form. "Okay, what’s your name?"

The frog replies, "Kermit Jagger."

"Really?" says the loan officer. "Any relation to Mick Jagger?"

"Yeah, he’s my dad."

"Hmmm," says the loan officer. "Do you have any collateral?"

The frog hands over a pink ceramic elephant and asks, "Will this do?"

The loan officer says, "Um, I’m not sure. Let me go check with the bank manager."

"Oh, tell him I said, ‘Hi’," adds the frog."He knows me."

The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, "Excuse me, sir, but there’s a frog out there named Kermit Jagger who wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this pink elephant thing. I’m not even sure what it is."

The manager says, "It’s a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan; his old man’s a Rolling Stone."

Hey, don't hate me I needed a filler post. LOL

SlagleRock Out!

Posted by SlagleRock at December 13, 2004 08:10 PM

*groan* right up my dh's alley. He loves stuff like this. I end up throwing things at him for things like this. Luckily for him I have real bad aim (or good aim, depending on if you really believe I have evil intentions)

Posted by: Rachel Ann at December 13, 2004 04:21 AM

Very nice comments you guys have here, congratulations and thanks to allowing my post...

Posted by: Phendimetrazine at April 15, 2005 02:09 PM
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