Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die for his.
-- General George S. Patton
December 20, 2004
Christmas Day Golf
Four Air Force NCO's were playing their weekly game of golf at the base course. One remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and, without an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas
morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they meet at the base golf course.
The Staff Sergeant says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife
such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."
The Technical Sergeant says, "I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
The Master Sergeant says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car,
reading the manual."
Then the three of them turned to the Chief Master Sergeant who was staring at them like they all have lost their minds.
"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped
my wife on the butt and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! it's a great
morning for sex or golf ' ... and she said, "Take a sweater!"
I'm guessing the SMSgt couldn't make it due to the fact that his wife gets all the money and only has sex with the course pro.....or is that just me?!?!
Posted by: Thompson at December 20, 2004 04:06 PMThat had to be one of the worst jokes I've heard in a long time. so bad in fact, that its got to be funny. I'm just trying to hold my mirth in. Doing a good job of it too. LOL
Posted by: kat-missouri at December 21, 2004 01:45 PM
Being an ex Air Force nco, I'm betting they spent about four hours in the clubhouse.So many beers and so few hours!!!