Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die for his.
-- General George S. Patton
January 09, 2005
Good Plan
Two buddies, Bob and Larry, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Larry throws up all over himself. "Oh, no... Now my wife will kill me!"
Bob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill."
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually Larry stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!"
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Larry says, "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin Itsh
snot wha jew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me...he had one too many! and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor. He said he was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!"
His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks.."
"Oh, yeah... I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too."
I am an afghan engineer working for an international organization to assist the most vulnerable people in Afghanistan therfore we are going to construct a slaughterhouse in Kandahar city. for 1200 sheeps/day and 460 cows threfore cuild you please give us an idea and some plans for construction of above mentioned slaughterhouse.
many thanks
Ismail Bader