Apparently These Aliens Thought They Found SlagleRock

Two aliens landed in the New Mexico desert near a gas station
that had been closed for the night. They approached one of the gas
pumps and the younger of the two aliens addressed it.

"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your
leader."

The gas pump, of course, just stood there. The younger alien
started to get mad at the lack of response.

The older one said, "I wouldn't do that if I were you".

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated the greeting.
Again, there was no response.

Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude,
he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings Earthling. We come
in peace. Do not ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, or I
will fire."
The older alien again warned his comrade, "You don't want to do
that. You really don't want to make him mad".

"Rubbish," replied the younger alien. He aimed his weapon at
the pump and fired. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball
roared outwards towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and
deposited him in a burnt, crumpled mess about 200 metres away, in a
cactus patch.

Thirty-five Earth minutes later, when he finally regained
consciousness, re-focused his three eyes and straightened his bent
antenna, he looked dazedly up at the wiser one, who was standing over
him, slowly shaking his big green head.

"What a ferocious creature," said the young fried one "It damn
near killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?"

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler onto the
crispy, peeling flesh and shared some knowledge... "There's one thing
I've learned during my travels through the galaxy," said the wise old
alien, "When a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then
stick it in his ear, you don't mess with him!! "

Posted by SlagleRock at January 25, 2005 08:39 AM