Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die for his.
-- General George S. Patton
January 31, 2005
Completely Stumped
Today's tasteless joke brought to you by Maxim Magazine:
A lady places a personal ad in the paper that reads, "Looking for a man that won't beat me, won't run out on me, and is good in bed."
Days later her doorbell rings, and she opens the door to find a man with no arms or legs.
"I'm here in response to your personal ad," he says. "I don't have arms, so I can't beat you. And I don't have legs so I can't run out on you."
"But I need a good lover too," she replies.
"I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
SlagleRock Out!
Comments
I believe that is probably stretching things a bit.LOL!!!!!
Posted by: PappaSlagle at January 31, 2005 02:57 PMYes, but can he breath through his ears?
Posted by: delftsman3 at February 2, 2005 01:24 PMPost a comment