Trollage And Pooper Scoopers

Ok, so far I am not keeping up with this as well as I would like. My resolution was to try and post daily. Like most New Years resolutions I am struggling. Like I have said in other posts life happens. I will try though, I promise.

Now, before I get off subject. First, trollage. A troll is someone who searches the blogosphere for beatiful green cyber lawns to shit on.

Occasionally a troll is an intelligent person who does not agree with the blog hosts point of view. Personally I like this kind of troll. It is often enlightening to read the opinion of another person, especially a person capable of both rational and intelligent thought. In fact, here at that Slaughterhouse I welcome these kinds of trolls.

Then, there are the Hanks of the sphere. The kinds of trolls incapable of rational thought, so they resort to a never ending rant of "fuck you" and "right wing whacko" comments. They try to belittle the host when in fact all they do is demonstrate their own lack of intelligence. I thought as a special treat to my educated readers, I'd put up my recent trollage here in this post.

It all started in this post, believe it or not a tribute post on Veterans Day 2005.

In his first appearance, all my friend Hank could come up with was, "what a bunch of assassins ! you should fry on the electric chair". Come on Hank, this post was in respect for Veterans Day. Since this post was nearly two months old I didn't think many readers would see his remarks, but I knew he'd hit other posts.

My response to his comments: Hank, since I am quite sure that my "READERS" will absolutely decimate an idiot like yourself I will not comment on the recent droppings you have left on my lawn. I will simply say that I and others like me are proud to fight for this country and preserve the right for idiots like you to show their collective asses.

SlagleRock Out!

So anyone who wants to let him have it in the Vet Day post, have at it!

His next appearance was just as weak. This time the best he could come up with was, "another big fuck you. do you like games so much ?war is not a game, little boy.go get a job and shut up"

Who the hell is he telling about war? I've been there. In fact I've been there more than once. I have seen things I am quite sure I could have lived without seeing, but hey what else is a short sighted person like Hank to do, but judge?

My response to this one:

Here again, we have Hank droppings. Seriously dude, this is 2006, what's with all the "Fuck You" remarks? The world has come to accept the homosexual community if you want to come out of the closet, just step out and let the world know who you are.

As for getting a job, read my 'FAQ' and 'Who is SlagleRock' posts and you will see that I have been gainfully employed by the government of this great nation for 11 years.

As for shutting up (since you obviously missed the fact that I fight to preserve free speech), in the simple words of my friend Bill M., "Eat a dick you big bag of shit!"

SlagleRock Out!

Seriously Hank, is that the best you can come up with? Did you know they can teach sign language to Apes? Do you have an opposable thumb?

His most recent appearance was even less productive and far more unintelligible, "a big big FUCK YOU".

My response: Thanks again, Hank for shitting in my lawn. It's morons like you that motivate me to write.

Clearly our educational structure needs improvement. When the best a man can come up with is "a big big FUCK YOU", he must lack the cognitive ability to construct logical and intelligent thought.

DID YOU KNOW? Our government provides grants to help educate our youth, and though you have referred to me as "little boy" I doubt you are too old to qualify. It's time for an education Henry. READ A BOOK!! HELL, HOOKED ON PHONICS, it's time for something.

SlagleRock Out!

So Hank, here you go, clearly you wanted to see your name on the web, I've got you covered friend, I mentioned you several times in this post and I will gladly leave your comments so that others may be as amused as I by your lack of intelligence.

Now for the pooper scooper, if you are interested in helping take care of the grounds here at the Slaughterhouse and you'd like to email Hank he claims his email addy is:

prow99@yahoo.com

More often than not, trolls leave fake email addresses, but I don't assume that Hank would be that bright, especially when you consider he has left the same email address each time he has stopped in to take a dump on my lawn. If anyone decides to email dear old Hank tell him I said hello and let me know what he has to say, assuming of course they've found a way for him to write his emails in crayon.

lagleRock Out!

Posted by SlagleRock at January 8, 2006 11:44 PM | TrackBack