Does This Man Ever Give Up...

Fred "Phagboy" Phelps (H/T to Emporer Misha), a.k.a, low life, son of a bitch (probably quite literally his mother/sister/aunt), asshole, bastard, homosexual (still in the closet, clearly he has a gay fettish), maggot, piece of shit, son of Satan, confused, worthless...

This list goes on and on, and if one used all of the appropriate words to describe this filth I am not sure there would be enough bandwidth to support the text.

Anyway, as always this piece of shit and his "church" are constantly badgering our troops. It really is confusing. They are clearly an anti-gay organization that simply wasn't getting enough attention. Since saying things like Fag, Queer and Gay in the public eye didn't draw them enough attention in some sick twisted way they drew the American Troops into the middle of it all. For quite some time he and his merry band of inbreeds have been bouncing around the country protesting the funerals of America's fallen in the war on terror.

Warning, in the quoted text below you will find language that is offensive to some, and yet another reason there is a parental advisory on my site.

Thanks to Emperor Darth Misha I:

Maybe THIS is a Language that Phred Phagboy Phelps Will Understand

It remains, for some reason, illegal to end the terrorist activities of Phred Phelps and his inbred Band of Brother Fuckers by simply sending a high-velocity load of lead through their Neanderthal skulls. The only rational reason we can think of is that the authorities are afraid that, were they to make it legal, innocents would get injured in the stampede to be among the lucky ones to decorate a sidewalk in the lovely color “Hint of Brain.”

Well, the family of one of our Marines fallen in the line of duty have decided that perhaps bankruptcy might teach Phred and his Phucked up Phucknozzles a thing or two about common decency, so they’ve filed suit for unspecified damages over the disgraceful spectacle that the libertine lizard and his Hell spawn turned their loved one’s funeral into.

Check the link, then visit the family’s website and help them out in any way you can. It is our Imperial hope that other families will join them in the suit and create a torrent of claims that will utterly drown those disgusting, seeping syphilitic sores on the body of humanity. We’re not a lawyer, it’s one of the things NOT on the list of professions that His Majesty has fiddled around with, but the words “emotional distress” ring a bell with us.

The Phelps Phamily had this to say:

Shirley Phelps-Roper, a spokeswoman for the small congregation, said it is the first time Westboro has been sued by a soldier’s family. “We were exercising our First Amendment rights,” she said.

And who the fuck do you think BOUGHT those First Amendment rights with their blood, you fat, fucking, dribbling cunt?

Just die already. Stick a gun in your pie hole and munch on a bullet, you flapping fuckworm.

Die.

Die, motherfucker (or would PhatherPhucker fit better?), DIE.

OK, all colorful verbiage aside, follow the link, read up on the lawsuit, and see what you can do to support the family of this fallen HERO!!

That's right you bunch of misguided inbred white trash, he is a HERO, a word you clearly cannot comprehend.

Thank you Misha @ the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler for putting it oh so eloquently.

It is tragic that Phelps and his Klan of hate mongers do what they do in an attempt to demoralize the troops and the families of the fallen, but it is even more tragic that they do it under the guise of religious belief.

I only hope that one day when Phelp’s corpse is rotting in the bowels of hell there is some consciousness left that will torment and torture his soul (or what is left of it) for the rest of eternity!

For all of the fallen that have had their remembrance interrupted but Phelps and his son/brothers and daughter/sisters I say I am sorry. I am sorry that our society allows people like this to be here. If they hate everything about us and our nation they should simply move away... …Maybe to a paradise like Cuba, Iran or even Syria. Deportation for not being an American shouldn't be illegal simply because the person was born here. Being an American is a privilege and should be treated as such.

One last thing, if you have experienced trauma at the behest of the Phelps Klan, maybe you should get a lawyer, maybe there is a legitimate lawsuit in hidden among your pain and suffering. Sue the piss out of them, follow suit. Bankrupt these low life pieces of shit so they can't afford to carry on these inhuman acts.

lagleRock Out!

Posted by SlagleRock at June 7, 2006 08:03 AM | TrackBack