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<description>Yesterday I was watching the news as usual, and as usual they failed to deliver.  It was one violent crime after another, a few jabs at the president, maybe a mention about Hurricane Jeanne.  

Where did they mention all of the wonderful things that the educators of this nation are doing?  Where did they shout out kudos to our armed forces?  Why didn't they tell the stories of heroics?  You mean to tell me not one brave fireman pulled a single person from a fire yesterday?  Where did they mention the undercover police officer that once again took a drug dealer off the street?</description>
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<title>&quot;Tofu Farting Fairies&quot;</title>
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<description>Simple truths for complex times comes from this SlagleRock item:Tofu Farting Fairies It&apos;s been a minute since I randomly bitched about something that has pissed me off. Yesterday I was watching the news as usual, and as usual they failed...</description>
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<description>How did we come to a point in our history where it is the tofu farting fairies and tree-hugging hippies that get to decide that all we can see is mans negative side. I mean honestly, if this editorial were...</description>
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