Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die for his.
-- General George S. Patton
October 01, 2004
Seeing Eye To Eye (Todays Humor)
A Security Forces convoy was driving north of Basra when they came upon an Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious.
Nearby, on the opposite side of the road, was an American Airman in a
similar but less serious state The Airman was conscious and alert. As
first aid was given to both men, the Airman was asked what had happened.
The Airman reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway and coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi soldier." Seeing each other
we both took cover.
"What happened then?" the cops asked.
"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable low life slug"
And he yelled back: "John Kerry, Ted Kennedy, Bill and Hillary Clinton
are miserable slime balls."
"We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us."
Ain't it da truth?!?
SlagleRock Out!
Great joke, closer to the truth than the Dems would like.
Posted by: Jack at October 1, 2004 07:55 PMNow THAT one I posted first! LOL GMTA!
Posted by: delftsman3 at October 3, 2004 01:29 AMVery nice comments you guys have here, congratulations and thanks to allowing my post...