SlagleRock's Slaughterhouse
Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die for his.
-- General George S. Patton

October 10, 2004

A Little English Humor

An English couple, an Irish couple and a Scottish couple are golfing...

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place
her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of
underwear.
"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband
demanded.
"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake
of decency, here's £50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt
also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.
"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"
She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."
He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £20.
Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over
her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
"Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"
She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd
any."
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus,
'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."

Yuck, just plain yuck.

SlagleRock Out!





Posted by SlagleRock at October 10, 2004 05:11 PM
Comments

That's too funny,my stomach hurts,I laughed so hard.
Slaglerock-I was out of town at a gun show yesterday,but it looks like Chris took care of you.Let me know if we can help in the future.

Posted by: mikeatSE at October 10, 2004 05:46 PM

Thanks Mike. I appreciate it. I will help you as well anytime you need it.

SlagleRock Out!

Posted by: SlagleRock at October 10, 2004 06:41 PM

Too good not to pass along, thanks for the laughs.

Posted by: Jack at October 10, 2004 07:17 PM

Very nice comments you guys have here, congratulations and thanks to allowing my post...


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