Michael Moores Comments At The Slaughterhouse

Oh joy! Today I had a wannabe visit my site and comment as Michael Moore. The email provided with the comment was Wallace@aol.com. While I didn't bother to email that address I am quite sure that it is just some leftist looney who would love people to believe that Michael Moore actually read and commented on my silly little post about John Kerry's Bitch Wife.

Here is what "Michael Moore" had to say about my post:

First of all, let's just acknowledge what you already know: America is a country which still has a race problem, to put it nicely. Al Gore would be president today had thousands of African Americans not had their right to vote stolen from them in Florida in 2000. In Ohio, the Republicans are sending almost 2,000 paid "poll challengers" into the black precincts of Cleveland in an attempt to stop African Americans from voting. This action is beyond despicable. Do not let this stop you from voting. I, and thousand of others, will be there to fight for you and protect you.

To George W.:

I know it's gotta be rough for you right now. Hey, we've all been there. "You're fired" are two horrible words when put together in that order. Bin Laden surfacing this weekend to remind the American people of your total and complete failure to capture him was a cruel trick or treat. But there he was. 3,000 people were killed and he's laughing in your face. Why did you stop our Special Forces from going after him? Why did you forget about bin Laden on the DAY AFTER 9/11 and tell your terrorism czar to concentrate on Iraq instead?

There he was, OBL, all tan and rested and on videotape (hey, did you get the feeling that he had a bootleg of my movie? Are there DVD players in those caves in Afghanistan?)

Speaking of my movie -- can I ask you a personal question before we part ways for good on Tuesday? Why did you and your friends fund SIX "documentaries" trashing me -- but only ONE film against Kerry? C'mon, he was the candidate, not me. What a waste of your time and resources! Sure, I know what your pollsters told you, that the film had convinced some people to vote you out. I just want you to know that that was not my original intent. Funny things happen at the movies. Hope you get to see a few at the multiplex in Waco. It's a great way to relax.

Michael Moore

To "Michael Moore",

I know it's gotta be rough for you right now. All you leftist loons have been there. "You're a dumb ass" are four factual words when applied to you. Bin Laden surfacing this weekend to remind the American people of how inept Kerry is by supporting him is a total and complete failure for the Democratic Party. But there he was. 3,000 people were killed and he's supporting Kerry in the hopes he can kill 3,000 more. Why did Clinton turn down Sudans offer not once but three times to hand us Osama Bin Laden? Why do you focus your film making efforts on making Americans look bad when we pour billions of dollars into the well being of other nations?

There he was, OBL, on videotape and typical of the liberal media they didn't play the entire video including the part where OBL threatened any state that votes for Bush. Could this be that he fears our Incumbent and knows that Kerry would make us a soft target? As for your filth, if he did get a bootleg of your garbage "documentary" even OBL has the sense enough to know you are full of shit!

Speaking of your "movie" -- can I ask you a personal question before Bush gets re-elected on Tuesday? Why do you and your Hollywood friends further terrorist efforts by adding fuel to the fire? Why don't you just move to Canada and belittle and bemoan all things Canadian, at least they are your kind of people? (See Monument for Deserters)

SlagleRock Out!