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1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? ....
A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?.... .... A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....
Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
.... Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ....
Fur Traders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called ? .... A Lickalotapuss.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ....
Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ....
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? ....
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins? .... Lick-a-likes.

11. What's the definition of confusion? ....
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker

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